Distorted Perception

What is Distorted Perception?

Ensminger — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:15:38 +0000

This Blog, Distorted Perception, is intended to be a literary prose on the various circumstances that involve interpersonal and collective existence. It will dabble in Computer Technology and Web Design as creative genius poured out over neurons of electrical existence. It is the Mental Playground which exists to fuel a retarded aspiration of Zen cohabitation and sublime implementation of an obtuse reservation. It may offend, could possibly be rude, but it will most absolutely intend to cause a commotion of absurd proportion.

It is a Distorted Perception…

Posted in Monkey Surfer

Random News Blog

Ensminger — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:34:33 +0000

I decided the best way to publicize my Blog, besides listing on Blog search engines like http://www.blogcatalog.com/, was to actually fill it with substantial information and reporting efforts, not just my rants and raves. So, I am creating this weekly post called “Random New Blog.” I think the title is self evident, but for you less the average intelligence people this means I am going to pick one news story each week from a random, credible source and publish my thoughts on the issue.

So for the 1st installment I decided to venture into the world of tech gadgets and geek-dom. This article comes from Fox News SciTech section online. Titled “iPad: Analyst Expect Apple to Release Tablet Computer.”

Basically, the article is about Apple’s newest gadget that is going to conquer the world. For $800 you get the 10-inch Apple Touch Pad computer. This is only a rumor at this point, but if these tablet PCs do go into production Apple could net $1.2 Billion next year from the sales.

Look, the IPod is great, I even own one, but who in their right mind is going to pay $800 for a “big” 10-inch IPod?( yes, because that’s exactly what it is! Stupid!)

If you read the article you’ll see this is only speculation at this point, but come on – stop the Apple Madness! What’s next, is apple going to build personal robot people called the IClone? For $100,000 you could get a robot cloned in your image with a touch screen and 47 GB of RAM!

You know, I’m glad this story made the news. I was so bored with real life that I need to daydream about what gadget the Apple Computer Co. was going to produce next! I guess to stay ahead in the Tech business you have to make shit up. Maybe next week’s headlines will read “Microsoft invents Touch PC” called the PCPAD!!!! Wait don’t they already have those?

WTF?

For further reading, see the entire article @: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538919,00.html

Posted in Monkey Surfer

The Bean Factory

Ensminger — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:23:46 +0000

Every now and then most people experience a moment of inspiration for some aspect of their life. The Ancient Greeks believed that a Muse was a “goddesses or spirit who inspired the creation of literature and the arts.” Well I really don’t hold stock in Ancient Greek Mythology being the core of reality, but I can relate to their primitive understanding of the natural world.

Anyway, my point is that I, this very morning, had a moment of inspired thought. Whether it was influenced by a divine goddess or not, I really don’t care. What I do care about is the outcome. What was my moment of inspired clarity. A new Blog!

Awesome right, what you were hoping I discovered the cure for cancer or something? I was going to call it “The Bean Factory”, but now I’m reconsidering. The more I think of it the less I like that title.

Anyway, regardless of the title, the Blog is going to be a chronicle of my life and experiences. My trials and tribulations so to speak. I have experience a lot in my 31 years on this earth… and I think it’s time a pass on some of that knowledge to the world.

Do I have delusions of grandeur or what?

Posted in Ensmingerism, Monkey Surfer, ZombieFish

Bad Coffee Day

Ensminger — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:02:38 +0000

So this morning I decide to stop and get a coffee from my most favorite place in the whole world… Dunkin’s. OK, now I usually don’t complain about my coffee, but this coffee was so bitter. I think that if your business was selling coffee you would make sure your product –ummm, coffee – was good?

The location where I got this particular Dunks was the same place I always go… so maybe they had a bad day, new employee, whatever. The Coffee still sucked today…

But I still drank it!!!

Posted in Burnt Toast, Ensmingerism, Loaded Diaper Publishing Co.